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novelty id cards

novelty id cards are a speciality of ours, we have some of the funniest novelty id cards relating to things like boob inspectors, drunk driving licences and the such like, all the novelty id cards are intended to give you a bit of a laugh, they are in no way to be used for anything else other than that. Below you will find details on the novelty cards that we have available for sale at the moment, others will come soon so bookmark us and come back again.

The sperm donor novelty id cards ask for your jizz to be used after your death , not much sense but for whatever reason you want one its here so you can make use of it.
The penis donor novelty card which states that in The Event Of your Death you would like your organ to live on. A very funny, useful well we think that it is useful, and considerate! Simply hand this to the Cock-Doc on your death bed and let someone else enjoy your gristle-stick.
Jedi card, this is made for the idiots that put their religion as jedi in the 2000 census, if you know someone who actually did this , there was approximately ten thousand of them, you could get this as a good joke present.
Crackwhore card, this is one of my favourites after watching south park and hearing that cartmans mum was a crack whore, this was inspired by a fifty year old prossie from liverpool, if only she had been carrying this, i would not have slept with her.

We have the largest number of FAKE ID and hologram ID cards on the net, over 40 cards to choose from, our cards include, smart chips, holo chips, magnetic strips and even the much sort-after holographic id imagery. With an Ultra realistic GB DRIVING PERMIT and Many Proof of age cards to boot. NO OTHER ID CARD OFFERS UV OVERLAYS! Cutting edge technology at rock bottom prices!